Michael Jackson Biopic Michael Hits a Low Note on Rotten Tomatoes

So, after what feels like eons of rumors, casting announcements, and a reported bucketload of reshoots, the Michael Jackson biopic—yep, it's just called 'Michael'—is finally making its big debut in theaters this week. If you've been following the story, you'll know this thing has been hyped to the moon, with a cast full of familiar faces and some serious Hollywood power behind the scenes.

But before you rush out the door to buy tickets, brace yourself: critics have had their say, and it's... not glowing. At the time I'm writing this, the movie holds a pretty unimpressive 27% on Rotten Tomatoes from 51 reviews. That's not great, folks. Basically, most reviewers are saying that while Jaafar Jackson (yes, Michael's actual nephew) completely nails the look and moves of the King of Pop, the rest of the film buckles under its need to check off every major Jackson life moment, instead of digging deeper into who MJ really was. It's like the movie's more worried about getting the glove and dance steps right than bothering with an actual point of view.

'Jaafar Jackson is able to embody the iconic popstar, but the rest of the film falls under the weight of its own ambition, with a story far too focused on recreating moments instead of providing thematic substance.'

Who’s Involved?

• Director: Antoine Fuqua (who usually brings a solid touch to action and drama—think 'Training Day')
• Screenwriter: John Logan (known for punchier scripts like 'Gladiator' and 'Skyfall')
• Michael Jackson: Jaafar Jackson—again, his literal nephew, making his film debut

To break it down: the pedigree behind the camera (and the connections in front) make this sound like it should be a can't-miss classic. But as far as critics are concerned, that family resemblance and the performance from Jaafar are pretty much the main reasons to check it out. The film itself, on the other hand, sounds like it's more Wikipedia entry than actual storytelling—more interested in showing us MJ's highlight reel (glitter glove and all) than having anything new or bold to say about the man himself.

The bottom line: if you're a die-hard fan wanting to see Jaafar step into Uncle Michael's moonwalking shoes, it might be worth a look. If you’re hoping for the next great music biopic, though, you might want to lower your expectations. Or, you know, just wait and see for yourself once it drops.